Love vs bakas -pg 2

A continuation from  love_vs_bakas__pg_1_by_ayhelenk-dcba2fh


This is a fancomic from an event that compliments my fanfic, it’s 2004 and the eldest digidestineds should be having fun during their first year at high school (save Jyou who’s already in the second year and immersed in his studies so the upcoming year’s exams wouldn’t take him by surprise)…well, the only fun they are getting is the tumultuous exchange of insults between Taichi Yagami and Yamato Ishida.

[…] Sora’s heart sank, her adored bakas were suffering from the worst case of baka-nitis! Those two mules are SO right for each other, they were practically soulmates in terms of stupidity! Lovely thing they were as the wielders of the crests of Courage and Friendship!

But Love should be able to mend the wrongs…two wrongs, at least!

“So, before we head to the new about we let begones be begone and become friends again…?” she was the true wielder of both crests, as she had more balls than anybody to try to solve the problem instead of running away (Koushiro-kun and Jyou-senpai should had been here but bailed at the last minute , Mimi was busy preparing her own stuff and didn’t want to involve the younger siblings because the Taito animosity, originally,took place because of HER)

The lads unanimously stopped walking. The air froze and the familiar aura of a storm began brewing in their eyes.

The lightning struck and the Taito pair yelled at the same time: ” AS IF!!!”

And poor Sora found herself, again, playing the role of the witness  of a fiery quarrel…. […]


“THE REAL PROBLEM IS YOUR LONE WOLF DIVA BS!” were Taichi Yagami’s love letter to his best friend/ best frenemy






Sora was speechless. When she finally managed to get them spill their beans, she kinda expected they resuming the real cause of their animosity. But no, they were sort back to the old times in which they fought for the most nonsensical bittiy-bitties which Lord forbid, were an authentic nightmare back then. They were arguing like cat and dog but she, Sora Takenouchi, became an almost non existen character in that scene. So even her bff Taichi momentarily forgot about their real issue, which started when he tried to reunite Sora and Yamato again as a couple after their break-up. She couldn’t decide if cry or laugh…

They were really in the mood for a bloody fight, she could almost see the auras of Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon emerging from the boys’ back…which was quite grave because it could mean they were in a similar black spot like back then when Yamato ordered his mega digimon to attack Taichi’s…had not a possessed Hikari Yagami used strange powers to stop the nonsensical fight…Sora didn’t want to think about the what ifs. It was scary!

Thankfuly Sora had previously arranged to have Agmon and Gabumon leave with Hikari-chan and Takeru-kun to the Yagamis’ home and have some cake. The Takari youngsters heartfuly agreed with her plan because having to bear with their mody elder siblings was becoming a huge pain in the ass and feared it would affect badly their roles in the upcoming digi tournament.

Suddenly Sora realized that no matter how much she begged, the Taito antagonists were too into their rivalry to listen to anything from her mouth. In a moment or other they would go through the streetfight way (which wouldn’t be the first time, by the way) and let their fists do the “speaking”

Concern and sadness were finally replaced by annoyance in Sora’s eyes.

“I hate to admit it but the foreigners have a point…” she looked through her pocket and picked up her cellphone.

At the other side of the city, a red Ferrari was about to restart its way as soon as the traffic lights allowed it.

“It was unexpected, Mirei, that you suddenly decided to join us by transferring to the same school” was saying Steve Worthington, digidestined from England and currently an exchange student.

“I heard about the ruckus that you and your scottish companions were causing there ” smirked the purple haired girl sitting by his side “If you are up to a revolution, of course I’m joining!”

“Just take it easy with the others” pleaded Steve “The famous 8 aren’t prepared to become your toys. Lizzie herself is already doing a fine job driving them crazy. You are Japan’s mightiest sadist, for all I know…”

“I won’t promise a thing” declared the girl. Before Steve could argue his cellphone rang and he smiled when he recognized the number.

“What a wonderful surprise, Sora-chan. To what I owe the pleasure…?”

“Let’s do it quickly” Sora’s voice sounded really in a rush “Please answer me two questions: how far are you from the park and how fast can you make it here?”

Steve’s smile widened when he heard the Taito’s quarrel in the backgorund.

“In a breeze, my love” the following second the Ferrari ‘s wheels  responded to Steve’s comands and left behind a trail of fire, such was his wil to join the girl of his dreams’ side…

Sora hang up her phone and after concluding that it was a hopeless cause to help her best friend and former boyfriend reach an amicable end to their bitterness, she decided to act in a very unconventional way.

“I AM SO SICK OF YOUR MACHO WAYS!” her own hand did the talking and with a supernatural strenght she ended KOeding the antagonists with a well aplied super slap “I’M DONE BEING THE HELPLESS PACIFIST!”

Yamato and Taichi never saw the fist until it was too late and their egos earned the most humiliating deafeat. If they were channelling their interior Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon, Sora was definitely channeling the fearsome Zhuqiaomon!




The Friendly Rescue

It will take place sometime after , Taichi´s group was attacked by a group of rogues lead by Lilithmon and Beelzemon and Hikari Yagami found herself in real trouble when one of the minions managed to go beyond Angewomon´s guard and attempted to kidnap Hikari Yagami.

Taichi´s Wargreymon, severely injured mid battle, was back as Koromon and falling from the sky with Taichi and both would had met a certain death had not Ange caught the pair in time! There were just a few seconds left before Hikari was about to be dragged to a portal opened by Lilithmon and thrown there…Ange and Angewomon were too far to catch her in time and plenty of enemies were having them entertained.


The portal exploded just before the girl was about to be sucked….

“….!!” Hikari barely could believe her luck when she found herself in a pink haired warrior ´s arms. The whole outfit was pink save for the four body-sash blades that extend from its armor. “I don´t recall seeing you before but thanks!”

“Really?” mumbled the rescuer “You ought to have your eyesight checked, of course we know each other!”


Beelzemon shrugged his arms but said nothing. He´d rather show his annoyance in silence.

“Great to see you finally joining the battle, Nova!” exclaimed Ange in a cheerful tone. Until that moment his partner used to walk away from any participation since she did not like what she called “the group of digi-brats” and found them an eyesore. All she wanted to do was seek for her missing brother and nothing else. Fighting a war ? There were more than enough digidestineds to foil Lucemon (or whoever went by that name)´s plans!

Taichi and the others contemplated with surprise the newly arrived  Nova. She´s usually blonde and wearing a white and blue outfit..and now she looked so different! Nobody could guess that as a Supreme she was  now wielding Lordknightmon´s codes ( hence her appearance was radically altered and being, for a limited amount of time, the owner of part of the royal knight´s powers…

“I KNEW IT!” Hikari recovered enough from her shock and hugged Nova “I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD NEVER ABANDON US!”

For a moment Nova´s eyes shone with was an apparent delight.

“You remind me so much of Angewomon…I´m looking forward fighting together…” the digidestined of Light was so excited, hopeful that anybody would had melted with her sweetness. Not too far from them Angewomon smiled as well. The so called Nova proved herself as a noble, courageous person by rescuing dearest Hikari-chan…! She was more than willing to forget about the previous nastiness between them  ( …

Nova looked at the hopeful girl and smirked. The following moment Nova´s arms moved by themselves,  unceremoniously letting Hikari fall to the ground!

“WHAT THE FUCK?!!!” yelled Taichi


The villains ´s mouths opened wider than a swiss cheese, shocked.

“NOVA!” chastised Ange “You naughty girl, let her fall on purpose?!”

“WHAT?!!!!” exclaimed the rest of the public . Angewomon´s eyes flamed under the helmet and Ange, after making sure that Hikari was just seeing the stars floating above her head but out of danger nevertheless, continued with his remarks “WHAT´S GOING ON WITH YOU?!”

Nova was supposed to be 25 years old but the digiglobal spell erased most of her memories, was back into her 18s and blinded by her wish of rescuing her missing elder brother Magnus she was at a volatile stage…

And much to everybody´s dismay Nova replied ” Everybody must  protect the digidestined of Light that caught Homeostasis´s eyes and may own  one or two special effects  under the sleeve…But guess what? There are TONS of digidestineds with special features!” and she finally condescended to stare at Hikari  ” All it takes is  a self recognized bitch to recognize an INSUFFERABLE BRAT.  Get a damn grip of yourself and stop whining about the goddamed darkness…!”

Yep, Nova was more than willing to spread some tough love…





Since the first time those people  set their feet in Odaiba High school , Taichi knew they were the synonym of “trouble”.

Instead of following the rules the newcomers would ignore them in a pretty British fashion. Elegantly scandalous, that seemed to be their motto. Especially Elizabeth Montgomery.

“I SWEAR I´M GOING TO DIE!” yelled the digidestined of courage in his most spectacular horrified voice “WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT HORSE, MONTGMERY-SAN?!”

“Skipped classes, went for a walk and found the horse riding club ” replied the blue haired girl, nonchalantly ” GABUMON! DON´T YOU DARE PEEK UNDER MY SKIRT!”

” I AIN´T LOOKING!” the digimon feigned innocence, of course he peeked. How could he not ? “AND DON´T YOU DARE EITHER, GOOGLE BOY!”

“I AM NOT!!!” exploded Taichi but his face turned carmine when his eyes casually looked down and noticed the silky pink undergarment “PINK?! SERIOUSLY?!”

“HE SAW!” Gabumon exploded “MAY I KILL HIM, PLEASE?” the digimon was quite overprotective of his Scottish girl wherever she was a nutso digidestined or not. Of course she was 90% of the time plotting something and nobody, even her twin brother, was safe from her schemes. In terms of craziness, at her 16s,  she was quite close to Mirei Mikagura´s and Taichi Yagami and his troupe only saw the top of the iceberg. Gabumon did not like either Taichi nor the rest of the Japanese gang very much but the Brits were sent to Japan anyways in order to find out the current threat to both worlds, digital and real.

“Not today!” replied the girl “We are in a rescue mission!”

“AGAIN, WHY THE HORSE?” the lad was still assimilating the fact that his agumon was kidnapped by a rogue digimon and took off;  the next scene showed up Elizabeth  with the horse and the trio were chasing after the kidnapper. Everything seemed so bizarre that he was almost certain he was dreaming. But his butt was shaking so much and the ups -and-downs of riding a horse were too realistic to be a dream. And it hurt.

“Because I damn love horses!” declared the girl ” I ought to borrow this specimen more often!”

Taichi gulped. He was already dreading the upcoming future. They would rescue agumon and make it safely back to school, that part was okay. But he could also see the scenery waiting for them, the cops looking for the presumed stolen horse, the headmaster already being told by half the entire student population about Elizabeth-san showing up in the playground with the animal and picking him up…making him the unwitting accomplice. And having to stay in detention once again thanks to the actions of the exchange students from Great Britain.

” WHY DON´T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ISLAND ALREADY?!” moaned the google boy

Elizabeth limited to laugh. It was so delightful bashing the glorious digidestineds from Japan…!




An embarassing hint of the future

This scene takes place sometime after

“It was awesome teaming with you, Nova-chan” said  a very satisfied the V-Tamer  Taichi “It was fun. We should repeat it!”
“Why not” smirked Nova “I can´t be bored when I´m hanging around with a Yagami”

In the end the adventure went much better than expected, the other tamers were rescued and Chaosmon was erased for good. The adventure proved to be quite satisfying to both tamer and supreme because they grew up considerably as both digidestineds and as people.

“It´s a pity you live in another reality” added the google boy “I may have asked you out”

“You don´t want to woo a brocon like me, believe me” there was no need to tell that she had a boyfriend waiting for her in her native reality 012…

“Thank you for your help” Lord Angemon and Nurse Angewomon, tenderly holding hands, profusely gave their thanks to everybody.
“Tempus Angemon, I hope next time we´ll meet under much better circumstances” added Lord Angemon “You are welcome here  anytime”
“It´s a promise” was the angel of Time´s response “But now, Nova and I must leave. There are several realities waiting for us”

Nova´s heart ached. She wished she could be there a bit longer…!

Teaming with Taichi and the others left her with a lovely feeling of friendship and comfort that didn´t feel for a long time. It kinda reminded her of the old times, before her brother Magnus went missing.

She sighed.

Nurse Angewomon noticed the girl´s reluctant expression and caressed her cheek.

“I shall miss you as well, sweetie” the nurse was a very gentle Angewomon , one of the few that Nova actually liked. Unlike the others the nurse treated her with an incredibly sweetness and without a trace of contempt “Before you leave though, let me show you something that will cheer you up…”

“Really?” the girl´s eyes opened in excitement “Can´t wait!”

“And I was dying to show it to you…” much to everybody´s shock, save LordAngemon and Tempus Angemon, the nurse took off her helmet.

“OH MY GOD!” the digidestineds opened their mouth wide , it was the first time an Angewomon uncovered her face!

“She SO looks like YOU!” Taichi thought he was dreaming, his eyes couldn´t stop looking at them “Are you sisters or what?!”

They were almost like twins, their faces were nearly identical save that Angewomon´s hair was in another tone of blonde and was way taller.

Nova dared not to say a thing. Her eyes threatened to fall from their orbits due to the shock.

“Whatever destiny has stored for you” added the female angel “In the end, it´s worthy. Right, dear?”

“Absolutely” Lord Angemon couldn´t resist the impulse of kissing his wife ” A bright, happy future lies at the end of the road…”

And they exchanged several kisses, much to everybody´s amusement. Well, almost everybody.

“Shoot!” Taichi then proceeded to look at Nova and Tempus Angemon “So that means that you two are also going to…?”

“ANGE!” the girl shouted before Taichi could finish his phrase “I WANT TO LEAVE. NOW!”

Tempus Angemon hid a smile.

“I thought you wanted to stay a bit longer…”

“NO WAY IN HELL!” her face was so red that there was little differences between an apple and her ” COULD YOU OPEN THE DAMNED PORTAL, PLEASE?!”

Tempus Angemon obliged.

“Of course” he wondered why she became so grumpy in a sudden. He, like her, was a bit dense at the time and couldn´t get that they were getting a hint of the future..their future!

But Taichi caught the subtlety and before the supreme pair jumped to the portal, he managed to yell the following words:


A Yagami Matter

A Yagami Matter by Ayhelenk

When reality 01, 02 and 12 Digidestineds Yagami met at the same stage it was a given that it would be a quite interesting meeting. Reality 02 Taichi Yagami was puzzled to meet a 22 year old self from reality 01, it was like looking through a mirror albeit some years in the future!

“So am I supposed to become you or what?” it´s not like he didn´t like what he saw but wasn´t completely sure about wanting to become like the other Taichi. The elder one seemed pretty laid back and a bit boring for his taste. Taichi from 02 was all into digi-adventures, the wackier the better!

“In your dreams, little bro!” the elder Taichi considered the other fella a bit too feisty for his taste. Was he such an insufferable  brat when he was his age…? If that´s so, no wonder why Yamatto Ishida claimed about Yagami getting on his nerves most of the times. Elder Tai shook his head, erasing those thoughts. Yamatto may be his best friend nowadays but was quite bitchy back in the old days.

“Well, I bet your adventures weren´t as interesting as mine” younger Taichi couldn´t help himself, it was quite tempting teasing his other self “Nothing beats defeating an all powerful Arkadimon”

“You are still a baby” replied the other Taichi “Wait until you are my age and then we talk…if you manage to defeat an Apocalimon after having your data completely trashed by him!”

“Any time, anywhere” and the two engaged into a heated argument about who was the best representative of both the Yagami family and digidestined.

“Oh goodness” Tia Yagami´s agumon, the one with the tattoo, sighed “They are SO like Tia”
“You mean the gorgeous google girl?” asked Gabbo, one of the younger Taichi´s best buddies besides the veedramon known as Zero.

Zero was chilling up, the previous battle against one of the Seven Lords´s men left him a bit tired. But was quite satisfied because he was able to shine in battle and his skills impressed the other digimons so much that were asking him for tips. Tia was a bit distracted, looking around the beach as if expecting something and wasn´t really paying attention at the Taichis´s bravado. Yet she liked Zero pretty much and ended complimenting him by saying that his digidestined made a good job raising him and deposited a kiss on his cheek. Zero , who had never received a kiss in his life, was still in the 9 cloud.

“Yup!” assented agumon “No matter which reality you look at, a Yagami is always a Yagami. Fun to watch most of the time, you never get bored!”

“Agree!” 01 Agumon couldn´t agree more “Even as an adult, he is still a kid. Look at those, arguing as if they ´re in the kinder!”

The google fellas were so alike that they could almost not stand each other, they couldn´t help but trying to impress the other party and at the same time make a statement about their own superiority. Younger Taichi wished he had more adventures to flaunt about so he could make his “elder brother” eat some of words while the latter wished he was once again 11 (not counting the recently dissolved deaging spell , by the time V-Tamer Taichi and 01 met the spell was undone) so he could teach him a lesson.

“I´M THE COOLEST YAGAMI” ended both of them yelling at the same time “YOU ARE NOT! I AM!!”

“Oh boy” the digimons sighed “They are a pair of Prima donnas”

“OH !!!! FINALLY!!!!” a very excited Tia Yagami yelled in complete happiness “WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!!!”

The waters suddenly separated when a pillar of light showed up from the sky, making its way to the land. A majestic, dreamy figure emerged from the light and Tia did not hesitate to greet the recently arrived Goddess with an enthusiastic hug.

“Sorry, there were hindrances that attempted to slow me down ” the Yagami fellas ´s dispute died on the spot. Their eyes opened wide in admiration , besides Angewomon and Rosemon they had never met such a beautiful digital deity on their lives…if only they belonged to the digital species…!

“I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!” Tia did not hold down and jumped to the goddess´s arms.

“Hopefully you behaved well enough” smiled the Kabuki “Because I will know if you dared to cheat on me!” and winked under her mask.

“I swear that I only have eyes for you, my dearest…you are the sun, the moon and the entire universe for me….” And the Taichis got the shock of their lives when Tia and Kabuki Sakuyamon began exchanging several sets of spicy, torrid kisses!

“WHAT THE HECK…?!” the younger Taichi almost fainted. He never expected to see something like THAT!

“Meet Kabuki Sakuyamon” explained Tia´s agumon “Our boss, the closest intermediary between Yggdrasil and Homeostasis besides Tempus Angemon”

“So can a digidestined do that to a digimon?!” Veedramon and Gabbo ´s eyes almost fell from their orbits. The ladies were more than busy making out, they didn´t see each other for entire days and missed their soulmate like crazy.

“Kabuki isn´t Tia´s digimon” added Agumon “She´s Tia´s wifey”

“GET OUT!!” Taichi and Taichi were astonished “REALLY?!!!”

“Amazing!” Gabbo never thought it was possible such thing.

“After hitting on miss Sakuyamon for a good while, Tia finally managed to get her heart” Agumon sighed, remembering the old days with fondness “It´s a miracle considering Tia´s a well known Casanovas back in the old times”

While they were recovering from the shock of Tia´s current lifestyle, Tia´s digimon briefly told them how was Tia back in high-school and her infamous love life before being summoned as a digidestined .

“With her record of dates she should had been the digidestined of Love instead of Courage!” Tai´s agumon was baffled “Unbelievable she´s Taichi´s counterpart!”

The fellas exchanged a glare. Until that moment they´ve been discussing about who was the coolest Yagami but Tia did not voice her opinion…because she needn´t!

“I can´t believe what I´m watching” mumbled younger Taichi ” It´s not possible!”

The elder Taichi sighed, he couldn´t help but be on her shoes right now. Kabuki Sakuyamon was beauty incarnated mixed with sexiness galore, a dream of a goddess and Tia Yagami dared to go against the odds and make her hers!

“And it´s not possible that we´d been bested by someone who has kissed more girls in high-school than I in my entire life!!!!”

When Tia and Sakuyamon finally slowed down and rejoined the others, they were quite puzzled when the two Taichis bowed before Tia and  with a tone filled with anxiousness they said at the same time:


The digimons couldn´t hold it anymore and bursted into an hysterical laugh…

Joining V-Tamer Taichi

Nova Takariyama was 17 when she was brought, by chance, to reality 02 a.k.a the V-Tamer world. Taichi Yagami, now 14, was summoned back to the digiworld in order to rescue his friends who happened to be kidnapped by a new, deadly foe. Most of the digimons went missing as well, even Zeromaru and Gabbo! . The google boy escaped in time and found his way to Lord Angemon´s castle.

“Sorry for always burdening you with our world´s affairs, Taichi-san” said Lord Angemon “If I could, I would leave the castle and join you in the rescue. But I´m afraid I must remain here and protect the ones who are remaining, besides my wife and child…”

And that´s when Nova Takariyama entered on stage, ready to give a hand. Despite not finding any trace of her missing brother in that reality, instead of either going back to her reality or trying another one, by Tempus Angemon´s insistence, she had no choice but to stay a bit longer.
Joining V-Tamer Taichi by Ayhelenk

“Thanks a bunch for helping me” said Taichi sometime later “It´s comforting having another digidestined by my side…but where´s your digimon?”

“I don´t have a digimon” she smirked

“But you are a digidestined, right?!” Taichi was puzzled, they were heading to the enemy´s headquarters all by themselves with no digimon supporting them!

“Yup..well, I have an associate” she smiled  “But he opted to skip the job and went snoozing somewhere else!”

Her smile seemed sweet but Taichi felt a shiver. After his several encounters with Neo Saiba he ended learning one thing or two about him, especially the smile. That was the smile of the madman, or in this case, madwoman. She certainly couldn´t wait to lay a hand  over Ange a.k.a her Angemon, a.k.a Tempus Angemon, a.k.a the Winged Nightmare and make him kneel in front of her feet.

“That jerk!” exclaimed Taichi “How could he do such thing?”

“Neah, it´s okay” she kept running “It´s just part of my training”

She shared an unusual relationship with her digital angel, he was more than a comrade. He, following Kabuki Sakuyamon´s orders became a mentor besides her guardian. Traveling through different timelines was just part of her preparation as a digidestined. She wasn´t willing to join this mission this time, since there were no clues of Magnus whereabouts,  but managed to offer another incentive that she couldn´t refuse.

“hum…okay. I am confident enough to make it inside the building without being noticed and such…but why are you so interested on helping when this is not your reality?” just a few hours with her and he learned that she wasn´t a sweet, meek , selfless girl. She was into the job but …

“If we manage to defeat the enemy in less than 3 days, I´ll have HIM doing 3 months of  laundry”

“You are kidding!” the more time he spent with Nova,  the more incredulous became Taichi-san.

“I wish!” her eyes sparkled in excitement “There´s a mountain of clothes piled on the spare room since we are usually really busy and the laundry machines in Juiliard are always occupied…” she made a pause “So we always fight about who´s the one sticking with that horrid task”

“And how´s that related with rescuing my friends?”

“Once they are free, I WIN. You don´t know how much of a relief will be for me not touching that individual´s tights for a while. Especially after all the fighting, it´s hateful how much a digital angel can sweat…”  she almost laughed when she noticed Tai´s horrified face “Yup, I spend a fortune every month only by buying deodorant…and let´s not mention the tons of shampoo and hair conditioner as well! Having an Angemon as your partner can be SO TROUBLING…!”

Not too far away, hidden under the shadows, the mentioned angel sneezed. Of course he wasn´t going to let them stray from his sight. If things ended going south he would certainly intervene…if she pleaded for help!

“No dear” he smiled as well, like hers under under his shiny smile there as a naughty spirit  “You are the one doing the 3 months´s laundry”

“AND I THOUGHT THAT NEO SAIBA WAS INSANE!” declared Taichi “Who the hell are you people?!”

Nova limited to laugh. In the upcoming years she would remember those early adventures with fondness, Taichi-san from reality 02 proved to be one of the funniest fellas she ever had the pleasure to work with. So it was a given that the google boy would join the Suprem rooster…