This is a fancomic from an event that compliments my fanfic, it’s 2004 and the eldest digidestineds should be having fun during their first year at high school (save Jyou who’s already in the second year and immersed in his studies so the upcoming year’s exams wouldn’t take him by surprise)…well, the only fun they are getting is the tumultuous exchange of insults between Taichi Yagami and Yamato Ishida.
[…] Sora’s heart sank, her adored bakas were suffering from the worst case of baka-nitis! Those two mules are SO right for each other, they were practically soulmates in terms of stupidity! Lovely thing they were as the wielders of the crests of Courage and Friendship!
But Love should be able to mend the wrongs…two wrongs, at least!
“So, before we head to the new mission..how about we let begones be begone and become friends again…?” she was the true wielder of both crests, as she had more balls than anybody to try to solve the problem instead of running away (Koushiro-kun and Jyou-senpai should had been here but bailed at the last minute , Mimi was busy preparing her own stuff and didn’t want to involve the younger siblings because the Taito animosity, originally,took place because of HER)
The lads unanimously stopped walking. The air froze and the familiar aura of a storm began brewing in their eyes.
The lightning struck and the Taito pair yelled at the same time: ” AS IF!!!”
And poor Sora found herself, again, playing the role of the witness of a fiery quarrel…. […]
“DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S TRULY WRONG WITH OUR TEAM?” would spit Yamato “YOUR INNATE NONSENSE!”
“THE REAL PROBLEM IS YOUR LONE WOLF DIVA BS!” were Taichi Yagami’s love letter to his best friend/ best frenemy
“YOU SUCKED FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!”
“OH YEAH?! WHAT ABOUT YOUR LIST OF SCREW UPS THAT ALMOST DOOMED US TO THE DARK MASTERS’ PIETY…IT’S A MIRACLE WE ARE STILL ALIVE!”
“SO DOES YOUR INCOMPETENCE! OWNING A PAIR OF STUPID GOOGLES DOESN’T MAKE YOU THE GODDAMED LEADER!”
“YOU WANNA FIGHT?!”
“I NEVER RUN AWAY FROM ANY FIGHT…EVEN COMING FROM YOU…!”
Sora was speechless. When she finally managed to get them spill their beans, she kinda expected they resuming the real cause of their animosity. But no, they were sort back to the old times in which they fought for the most nonsensical bittiy-bitties which Lord forbid, were an authentic nightmare back then. They were arguing like cat and dog but she, Sora Takenouchi, became an almost non existen character in that scene. So even her bff Taichi momentarily forgot about their real issue, which started when he tried to reunite Sora and Yamato again as a couple after their break-up. She couldn’t decide if cry or laugh…
They were really in the mood for a bloody fight, she could almost see the auras of Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon emerging from the boys’ back…which was quite grave because it could mean they were in a similar black spot like back then when Yamato ordered his mega digimon to attack Taichi’s…had not a possessed Hikari Yagami used strange powers to stop the nonsensical fight…Sora didn’t want to think about the what ifs. It was scary!
Thankfuly Sora had previously arranged to have Agmon and Gabumon leave with Hikari-chan and Takeru-kun to the Yagamis’ home and have some cake. The Takari youngsters heartfuly agreed with her plan because having to bear with their mody elder siblings was becoming a huge pain in the ass and feared it would affect badly their roles in the upcoming digi tournament.
Suddenly Sora realized that no matter how much she begged, the Taito antagonists were too into their rivalry to listen to anything from her mouth. In a moment or other they would go through the streetfight way (which wouldn’t be the first time, by the way) and let their fists do the “speaking”
Concern and sadness were finally replaced by annoyance in Sora’s eyes.
“I hate to admit it but the foreigners have a point…” she looked through her pocket and picked up her cellphone.
At the other side of the city, a red Ferrari was about to restart its way as soon as the traffic lights allowed it.
“It was unexpected, Mirei, that you suddenly decided to join us by transferring to the same school” was saying Steve Worthington, digidestined from England and currently an exchange student.
“I heard about the ruckus that you and your scottish companions were causing there ” smirked the purple haired girl sitting by his side “If you are up to a revolution, of course I’m joining!”
“Just take it easy with the others” pleaded Steve “The famous 8 aren’t prepared to become your toys. Lizzie herself is already doing a fine job driving them crazy. You are Japan’s mightiest sadist, for all I know…”
“I won’t promise a thing” declared the girl. Before Steve could argue his cellphone rang and he smiled when he recognized the number.
“What a wonderful surprise, Sora-chan. To what I owe the pleasure…?”
“Let’s do it quickly” Sora’s voice sounded really in a rush “Please answer me two questions: how far are you from the park and how fast can you make it here?”
Steve’s smile widened when he heard the Taito’s quarrel in the backgorund.
“In a breeze, my love” the following second the Ferrari ‘s wheels responded to Steve’s comands and left behind a trail of fire, such was his wil to join the girl of his dreams’ side…
Sora hang up her phone and after concluding that it was a hopeless cause to help her best friend and former boyfriend reach an amicable end to their bitterness, she decided to act in a very unconventional way.
“I AM SO SICK OF YOUR MACHO WAYS!” her own hand did the talking and with a supernatural strenght she ended KOeding the antagonists with a well aplied super slap “I’M DONE BEING THE HELPLESS PACIFIST!”
Yamato and Taichi never saw the fist until it was too late and their egos earned the most humiliating deafeat. If they were channelling their interior Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon, Sora was definitely channeling the fearsome Zhuqiaomon!