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Since the first time those people  set their feet in Odaiba High school , Taichi knew they were the synonym of “trouble”.

Instead of following the rules the newcomers would ignore them in a pretty British fashion. Elegantly scandalous, that seemed to be their motto. Especially Elizabeth Montgomery.

“I SWEAR I´M GOING TO DIE!” yelled the digidestined of courage in his most spectacular horrified voice “WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT HORSE, MONTGMERY-SAN?!”

“Skipped classes, went for a walk and found the horse riding club ” replied the blue haired girl, nonchalantly ” GABUMON! DON´T YOU DARE PEEK UNDER MY SKIRT!”

” I AIN´T LOOKING!” the digimon feigned innocence, of course he peeked. How could he not ? “AND DON´T YOU DARE EITHER, GOOGLE BOY!”

“I AM NOT!!!” exploded Taichi but his face turned carmine when his eyes casually looked down and noticed the silky pink undergarment “PINK?! SERIOUSLY?!”

“HE SAW!” Gabumon exploded “MAY I KILL HIM, PLEASE?” the digimon was quite overprotective of his Scottish girl wherever she was a nutso digidestined or not. Of course she was 90% of the time plotting something and nobody, even her twin brother, was safe from her schemes. In terms of craziness, at her 16s,  she was quite close to Mirei Mikagura´s and Taichi Yagami and his troupe only saw the top of the iceberg. Gabumon did not like either Taichi nor the rest of the Japanese gang very much but the Brits were sent to Japan anyways in order to find out the current threat to both worlds, digital and real.

“Not today!” replied the girl “We are in a rescue mission!”

“AGAIN, WHY THE HORSE?” the lad was still assimilating the fact that his agumon was kidnapped by a rogue digimon and took off;  the next scene showed up Elizabeth  with the horse and the trio were chasing after the kidnapper. Everything seemed so bizarre that he was almost certain he was dreaming. But his butt was shaking so much and the ups -and-downs of riding a horse were too realistic to be a dream. And it hurt.

“Because I damn love horses!” declared the girl ” I ought to borrow this specimen more often!”

Taichi gulped. He was already dreading the upcoming future. They would rescue agumon and make it safely back to school, that part was okay. But he could also see the scenery waiting for them, the cops looking for the presumed stolen horse, the headmaster already being told by half the entire student population about Elizabeth-san showing up in the playground with the animal and picking him up…making him the unwitting accomplice. And having to stay in detention once again thanks to the actions of the exchange students from Great Britain.

” WHY DON´T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ISLAND ALREADY?!” moaned the google boy

Elizabeth limited to laugh. It was so delightful bashing the glorious digidestineds from Japan…!

 

 

 

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The Meme: Magnus Takariyama


The other day I came across :iconorpheelin:´s “The first time” meme (fav.me/d2ax53o) and decided to do a meme of my handsome OC Digidestined Magnus Takariyama.

Magnus is one of the pivotal characters from my digimon fanfic , he used to be Takeru Takaishi´s past incarnation in reality 12 but he´s also one of Shukumeimon, a Digital Angel, multiple   forms. So let´s say Magnus is an unusual fella…

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A Bizarre Meeting


A scene from chapter 26:

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“NO FREAKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

That was the new vox populi phrase of the moment, echoing in several places at the same time in identical horrified notes that would make Mozart proud if he was still alive and hanging around in the Digiworld.

“NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY!!!!” that was Mimi Tachikawa ´s glorious Cantata of shock “IT CANNOT BEEEEEE!!!!!!!!NO! NO! NO!!!!!!”

Forget about being on the brink of death in the sky , the  spectacle of a giant-nasty-horrendous dragon that almost tore the plane followed by a not less impressive giant white bird , a winged greymon-style digimon that also showed up from nowhere and  the immense light that covered everything…nothing of those mattered to Mimi at the moment.

” WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!”  Mimi Tachikawa,  back into her 10s and wearing the frilly-pink-cartoonish cowgirl outfit emerged like a torpedo from the plane. ” I´LL KILL SOMEBODY, I SWEAR!!!!”

Nobody dared to cut short her hysteria moment. Michael and his digimons, who woke up  sometime before the princess were still getting accustomed to the new reality.  The weird transformation wasn´t as important as the fact as they SURVIVED and miraculously landed in the Digiworld.

“Is she always like  THAT?” asked a female voice that certainly did not come from Mimi.

“Gosh, I take back everything I said about Makoto-san. That person is more INSUFFERABLE than HIM” a second female voice took the word “SO NOISY!”

“Uh….who..are you…?” Michael ´s mind was like a milkshake. It was quite hard for him to adjust to the current reality when he hardly could make any sense  of it or the strangers that were by his side.Two teenager girls and a set of Agumon and Gabumon were contemplating Mimi´s hysteria, the brown haired and tanned girl with googles smirked, apparently delighted with the scene while the blonde gal (who suspiciously could pass as Yamatto Ishida´s elder sister) seemed bored.

“The ones who saved your asses from an imminent death” declared the blonde “Gosh! How longer does she plan yelling like that? She´s worse than a gaudy trumpet…!”

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“MICHAEL! MICHAEL!!!!!” Mimi rushed to her husband´s side “OH NO! IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO!!!

” Uh-HUH”

“WHYYYYY?!!! WHYYY?!!!!” and she pointed at her now flat chested body “AND RIGHT BEFORE OUR HONEYMOON!!!!I HATE THISSS!!!”

“Holy digimentals, you are kids again!” exclaimed Palmon

“Just like in the first day” Betamon almost tripped with the last step from the stairs “And why are we in the Digiworld?”

The only reply they got was a tremendous bawl from Mimi. She was so  immersed in the ocean of misery because of her looks that practically forgot to ask Palmon and Betamon what were they doing in the plane instead of staying back in New York as they were supposed to be.

The Digidestined of Sincerity was also too busy crying to pay any attention to the Cessna that was standing a few metres from Michael´s jet, the two teenager girls dressed in high school uniforms staring at them and the Agumon and  Gabumon set which, by the way, was trying not to laugh.

While hugging his de-aged wife, Michael  again asked who they were.

“Hello fellow digidestineds, are you okay?” asked the brown haired girl. Michael´s heart went into a turmoil of emotions when he noticed the googles. They were identical to Taichi-san´s!

“I guess so..?” gosh! even his voice was back to his 14s.

“Oh Lord! I hate sopranos!” added the second girl . Michael´s heart shrieked a bit because she kinda reminded him of…  Yamatto? The hair, the blue eyes, the sober yet fierce expression…!

“Kiddo, I am really going to lose it if you don´t zip that hysterical diva´s mouth once at all” grumbled the blonde, crossing her arms. Her tone sent a chill to Palmon and Betamon´s spines. From what they could appreciate she wasn´t kidding!

“Uhh..please bear it a bit more. She`ll soon calm down, I promise!” he patted Mimi´s head , trying to calm her hysteria.

“Really?” The girls exchanged a skeptic look “We are talking about a Tachikawa!”

“UH-HUH!” their digimons assented.

” How doyou know about my wife´s maiden surname?!” Michael ´s eyes were like a pair of lamps. Opened wide and sparkling with curiosity “Wait! Unless you were present in our wedding…you are Taichi and Yamatto´s relatives, right?” Yep, that should be the case. It was quite plausible since more than 300 people attended the event…

“Yes! they look like Taichi-san and Yamatto-san very much!” Palmon clapped with  enthusiasm “How come they never introduced you to the rest of the gang? ”

The girls again exchanged another glare and shook their heads.

“A wedding you say? Not a chance!” laughed the google girl ” But yeah, you could say we are…err..distant relatives of those guys” and pinched her friends´s arm when the other opened her mouth to rebuff her words “Very distant relatives, right Miyako-chan…?”

The pinch hurt quite a bit and Miyako-chan replied  “You are right, Tia-chan. We are distant, very distant cousins…”

Partying at the Disco


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4 months passed since the happy re-encounter in the Big Apple  and everyday was a challenge to both Nova Takariyama and Ange (a.ka reality 01 Angemon who´s stranded in reality 012 since his resurrection).
After the initial delight from both sides of having to , by Kabuki Sakuyamon´s insistence, 24/7 of the 24/7 , share the dorm in Juilliard +duties+ living expenses+ training + daily craziness they eventually began to sort things out.



“So you finally overcame your complex, huh?” smiled Nova pleasantly, surprised that Ange joined the dancing floor “It isn´t so hard, is it?”

There´s the thing, tonight was Nova´s 17th Birthday and her boyfriend, Ryo Akiyama, insisted on celebrating it by renting an entire discotheque for her. And it was one of the most exclusive discos from New York! (yep, the guy´s rich) Albeit for only two hours  before the  doors were opened to the main public (Nova wouldn´t want to celebrate her birthday anywhere without the digimons hence Ryo had to pull some strings in order to get the digital creatures inside without creating much fuss ). Ryo was the dream boyfriend that every girl would want to have and he  shouldn´t hold any doubt about his magnificent presence and manhood…until the cursed ANGEL came back to his girlfriend´s life!

Ryo´s eyes flamed when Ange, who´d been in his seat for most of the time, suddenly decided to join the dancing party…by choosing to dance between Nova and him!

“Who says I was afraid of dancing?” replied Ange, winking an eye”I just waited until I finally learned one things or two about that stuff you call dancing”
“You cheater! How come you are SO GOOD after just watching our moves?!” she winked an eye as well “After this you are not allowed to go back to your seat…!”

“NOVA!” exclaimed Ryo, not pleased with the chit-chat.

“Yes, dear?” she was so engrossed in her dance moved that did not realize Ryo´s displeased expression “Oh my! I love this song!”

Because she loved the 80s , the disco was displaying the most popular songs from that era and right now Kenny Loggins ´s Footloose was echoing through the walls. Unlike their human, Patamon and Gatomon ´s mood was completely party-like. They loved music and dancing happened to be one of their favorite hobbies.

“I love this song!” said Gatomon, gladly shaking her bandana “I could dance it forever!”
“So do I”
“That hat SO suits you., Patamon” added Gatomon “You ought to wear it more often”
“Thank you! And you look great too…”

Ryo struggled to fight off his jealousy and insecurities but failed. Totally.

“Angel-san, remember that she´s MY girlfriend. Okay?” gritted Ryo
“Of course” but the angel never looked at him, he was as engrossed with the song as much as Nova…

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Meanwhile Sora Takenouchi and Miyako Ishida were too engulfed in their own world to dance. They´ve been making out since the very moment they set their feet on the stage.

“So you swear you are going to make sure no asshole will pester me, right Sora-kun?” Miyako caressed his cheeks.

“Of course, Miyako. If they want to live they´d better keep their distance!” he was the strongest fella from the group, former leader of a school gang and nowadays a promising raising star as a bike racer. Nobody could rival with either his looks, strength or personality.

“I wouldn´t mind seeing you throw out 2 or 3 idiots from this place” Miyako giggled “I LOVE seeing my best friend in action!”

“But my dear digidestined of friendship, I thought we already got past that stage…” and he kissed her on the lips “As the digidestined of Love, I hereby declare that you are MY woman!”

Miyako laughed.

“My beloved Digidestined of TOUGH LOVE, I hereby declare that I´ll rip off any fox´s eyes if they dare to make a move on you…!” a nearby Renamon almost drowned with her drink , puzzled by Miyako´s words. Miyako turned her head around and added “I meant HUMAN foxes, not digimons!”

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“Where the heck are the guys, Comodoro?” reality XII Kido´s female counterpart meanwhile gulped  another sip of her beverage”Akiyama-san promised that there would be handsome men in this party. But all I can see are just our comrades and a bunch of digimons.”

“He said they would be arriving later” replied Gomamon drinking as well” Remember that he reserved the exclusivity of the discotheque for an hour or two so we, digimons, can be part of the party. Once the time´s up, the disco will open the doors to everybody else”

“I say it SUCKS!” Yori was the type of person who hated waiting “He should had skipped the digimons and brought the interesting people on the spot. I don´t think I´ll be sober by the time the interesting part takes place…”

“I beg a bit of your wisdom, Kido-san” began to say the neighboring Renamon with her face mildy red  “What´s this green beverage we are drinking?”

“Just some Absinthe ” replied Yori ” I gotta say, I’m not feeling anything.”

“Me neither” declared Comodoro Gomamon with pride “I’m not feelin’ a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT! ”

“Then why am I feeling so…weird…?” Renamon wasn´t a good drinker. Nope, this was her first time tasting alcohol and an unwitting one, she just thought it was just a sparkly greeny juice.

“Because Tia-chan is making another move on Priestess-sama?” Yori pointed at the mentioned scene, Tia Yagami was talking with Kabuki Sakuyamon and it was obvious she wanted something more than a friendly chat!

“OVER MY DEAD BODY!” Renamon ´s face reddened on indignation, only 3 digital foxes were allowed to escort the Kabuki to the party (the rest of the fox population reluctantly stayed in the temple because it mustn´t be left unattended!) and the 3 were going to make sure to put  Tia Yagami in line. Nobody had the right to pursue one of the holiest deities from the Digiworld, especially a human! If only the beverage wasn´t so strong…! Instead of ap`proaching the impertinent google girl Renamon found herself falling asleep over the couch…

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“Mhh…it´s a bit hot around here” Tia let go of her leather jacket ” Do you like my shirt?”

Kabuki Sakuyamon´s cheeks blushed but she still maintained her cool.

“What does this message mean?” asked the priestess ” Wake me up before you Go-Go…?”

“It´s the title of a song” answered Tia displaying one of her trademarked smiles “George Michael-sama certainly knew what he wanted!”

“Who´s George Michael?” the priestess knew nothing about pop music.

“If you promise to keep me company all night and share breakfast with me, I´ll tell…”

“Don´t be fooled !” intervened Inori Izumi who was dancing next to them ” Tia is displaying her Yagami magic, everybody falls for that!”

“Lovely friend you are, Inori-chan!” Tia showed her the tongue “Why don´t you spoil somebody´s else fun?”

Inori shrugged her arms and kept dancing. She wanted to spoil the prima donna a.k.a Makoto Tachikawa´s fun but he was already doing an excellent job by making the ridicule when he decided to dance over a table, dragging lillymon with him (palmon did not trust in any of the girls and became Lillymon in order to keep an eye on him and hopefully dance together all the night…)

“Miss Yagami, remember what I said?” Sakuyamon crossed her arms “I agreed to come here because tonight´s the former King´s birthday, we are not in a date. Okay?”

Tia showed another sparkly smile, feigning surprise.

“But my Saku-chan, it´s not my intention on making assumptions. I swear!” and made a cross signal all over her chest “Besides, since you are clearly not interested perhaps you can offer me some insight?”

” You mean, you are asking for advice?” the deity frowned under her helmet.

“I struggled for a good while until I could decide on an outfit. When the rest of the customers are allowed in…do you think I look well enough to attract any girl´s attention?”

“…I think so”

“Really?!” Tia´s eyes sparkled with enthusiasm “I didn´t overdo it, right? ”

The shirt was a bit strange otherwise Tia looked fine. And Sakuyamon said so.

“Yash!” Tia was really happy with the compliment ” I wonder how many girls will I be able to kiss tonight before deciding on the perfect one. Well, no worries Saku-chan because once Nova blows her candles before the time of exlcusivity runs off, you are returning to the temple. Thanks anyways!”

Sakuyamon´s smile raced from her usually composed face. Just picturing the persistent Tia Yagami displaying her attention towards the female population didn´t seem…right? No, it wasn´t right. It was annoying!

“The foxes can handle the temple by themselves” blurted the priestess ” And I want to learn more about human customs”

Inori Izumi ´s eyes blanked with annoyance. She could see what was going to happen in the near future and god forbid her, the probabilities of Tia achieving her goal towards Saku-chan were 95%! Yep, she could clearly picture those two sharing a breakfast….

 

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I dedicate this piccie to my best pal :iconlerato: whose birthday happens to be today! :cake::party:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!! :blowkiss::w00t:

The Married life


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In reality 012, Yamatto and Sora´s counterparts are happily married :heart:
Miyako Ishida naturally goes as Miyako Takenouchi and is a very talented cellist. Sora is a a motorbike racer and as a token of love he tattooed the crests of Love and Friendship in his right arm.

Their digimons are pretty much like cats, always cuddling with their partners.

Did this piccie just for fun :giggle:

Going through the net


From chapter VI:going_through_the_net_by_ayhelenk-db025w7

Steve winked an eye.

“Oh no, no, no” Elizabeth pulled her friend´s arm, quite serious ” Steve, don´t tell me you are actually STILL PURSUING  that girl! ”

“But Lizzie, my intentions are pure…”

“And it´s Springtime in Hell! ” added Logan, not buying his friend´s words at all “You’re the wee hen that never layed away!”

“You’re the wee jerk that never learns!”put a laid a her finger, accusingly , at her best friend´s chest “You should leave them alone!”

“Easier said than done”

” It´s not okay to go after a girl who´s already in love with her boyfriend. Even if the boyfriend is a reverenced twat” Elizabeth was deadly serious “Quit messaging her and just face it,  she will never fall for you”

But Steve Worthington shook his head.

“And I seriously doubt he´s much better than I. He´s been so nice towards Sora that the poor girl cried in my arms the other day” he declared “He´s been neglecting Sora and whethever you like it or not, I am seriously considering stealing her away…Ouch! ”

This time he received a kick from Gabumon.

” Well done ” said both Elizabeth and Logan “Despite your wings, you are a spoiled rotten guy!”

“So?”

“You can´t have her and you know it”

“Can´t help it, I am in love with Sora” Steve wasn´t bluffing. He had strong feelings for her for a long time…years, actually.

Elizabeth gritted her teeth yet she tried to slam some sense to her friend.

“But you are pretty aware about the rules, Steve. You know that as Supremes we musn´t attempt to mess up with certain threads of destiny, we are supposed to protect their destinies…not change them to our convenience!”

Gabumon and Mihiramon said nothing but the winged tiger tenderly rubbed his head against her waist. Elizabeth was being vocal yet gentle. She really cared about her teammates and was most of the times the motherly figure of the trio.

“Well, ask Nova and Ange about OMEGA” he said in a bitter tone “Our destinies were altered enough thanks to their selfishness, dont´t you?”

The memories of that time sent the shivers to the friends. Of course the mentioned bosses offered several alternatives to make up for their imprudence yet in the end the brits chose to become supremes.

“Of course I´m aware of that” Elizabeth shrugged off the bitter memories “But that´s in the past. We made our choices and moved on. And you won´t prevent me from oicing my concerns about the CURRENT YOU and that so called love. That will bring you nothing but disasters…”

“Give me a break, mama!”

“As if!”

“Cut me some slack, please?” he insisted but she kept shaking her head”Just wait until you, dear Lizzie, meet LOVE. You´ve been quite good evading it so far but you won´t be able to do it forever. And once it BITES YOU, you won´t be able to fight against the feeling much better than I”

Elizabeth, as a good teaser, limited to laugh it off.

“I am Britain´s Top Cynic!” was her response “I ain´t having any business with sentimentality ! I have much more worthy things to do than worrying about love!”

“Amen!” teased Logan and Gabumon at the same time “Pigs will fly first before someone is brave enough to fall for Lizzie!”

Elizabeth limited to kick  both her brother and digimon´s asses….

The appearance of Nexus


The appearance of Nexus by Ayhelenk
This scene comes sometime after fav.me/dap6ily and fav.me/dass8ka. After Magnus Takariyama, by chance, arrived to reality 09, a Millennia before the appearance of google boy Tsurugi and his friends  Clavis Angemon asked him to free the Digiworld from a Quartzmon threat.  Magnus was supposed to have landed in the Digiworld from reality 12 but Clavis, from reality 09 attracted him to his because he realized that Magnus was the only one fitted to do the job.

Clavis Angemon summoned several digidestineds before Magnus to defeat Quartzmon but all, save two digimons,  failed and ended being absorbed by Quartzmon themselves.

In order to rescue the fallen digidestineds and Yggdrasil, Clavis introduced him to Agumon and Gabumon and they would be guided through the entire quest by Clavis Angemon´s personal assistant Akarimon.

What Clavis never expected was the fondness Magnus and Akarimon would develop toward each other and those feelings would eventually turn into love.

“…this is so wonderful…” Magnus was in an awe. Both him and Akarimon were learning how to synchronize their powers. His bracelet-type digivice combined with Akarimon´s divine powers ended unlocking a new, wonderful technique “So music is indeed a key to digievolution”

“AWESOME!”
“WOW! WOW! WOW!” moaned Gabumon on the verge of tears.

The lad and angel were able to summon a circular piano , made of rainbow colored keys of light and together they played several tunes. Whatever they played something wonderful happened, at first  agumon and gabumon had visions of almost infinite digievolution forms and somehow sensed that with the correct frequency they could become anything they wished!

“But evolution is only a small part, Magnus-sama” explained Akarimon with a candid smile “Your so called music reminds me a lot of Homeostasis vibres…so if we soften the notes a bit more and accelerate the tempo just a bit more…”

“Like an allegretto?” his fingers went faster through the keyboard and suddenly the sky changed. From shiny, limpid blue it became a starry, yet filled with floating codes.

“WHAT´S THAT?!!” yelled the digimons, astonished to see an immense diaphanous rhombus floating in the middle of nowhere.

Akarimon and Magnus rose their heads and their mouths opened in surprise.

“Homeostasis?!” Akarimon gulped, she did not expect going to her place of origin!

“Is that really your place?” asked Magnus, wishing he could take a shot of the impressive building. Not too lo9ng ago Akarimon told him about the place where both she and Clavis Angemon were created, unlike the regular digimons they were never born from an egg….

“No, it isn´t” she shook her head “It looks an awful lot to Homeostasis but the codes imprinted in these holy walls say otherwise”

“So where are we right now?” asked Agumon a bit worried. Being transported in a sudden to a place he never heard about was a bit unsettling.
“It´s not the enemy´s base, is it?” Gabumon wasn´t still ready to face quartzmon again, at least not before the so called Magnus mastered a bit more his status as a digidestined. If his former , imprisoned, partner who used to be an ace could not do it…what could he expect from a complete stranger like Magnus Takariyama?

“It reads Nexus” replied Akarimon “OH!!! Clavis Angemon-sama once told me about this place! But wasn´t it supposed to be a legend…?”

A Yagami Matter


A Yagami Matter by Ayhelenk

When reality 01, 02 and 12 Digidestineds Yagami met at the same stage it was a given that it would be a quite interesting meeting. Reality 02 Taichi Yagami was puzzled to meet a 22 year old self from reality 01, it was like looking through a mirror albeit some years in the future!

“So am I supposed to become you or what?” it´s not like he didn´t like what he saw but wasn´t completely sure about wanting to become like the other Taichi. The elder one seemed pretty laid back and a bit boring for his taste. Taichi from 02 was all into digi-adventures, the wackier the better!

“In your dreams, little bro!” the elder Taichi considered the other fella a bit too feisty for his taste. Was he such an insufferable  brat when he was his age…? If that´s so, no wonder why Yamatto Ishida claimed about Yagami getting on his nerves most of the times. Elder Tai shook his head, erasing those thoughts. Yamatto may be his best friend nowadays but was quite bitchy back in the old days.

“Well, I bet your adventures weren´t as interesting as mine” younger Taichi couldn´t help himself, it was quite tempting teasing his other self “Nothing beats defeating an all powerful Arkadimon”

“You are still a baby” replied the other Taichi “Wait until you are my age and then we talk…if you manage to defeat an Apocalimon after having your data completely trashed by him!”

“Any time, anywhere” and the two engaged into a heated argument about who was the best representative of both the Yagami family and digidestined.

“Oh goodness” Tia Yagami´s agumon, the one with the tattoo, sighed “They are SO like Tia”
“You mean the gorgeous google girl?” asked Gabbo, one of the younger Taichi´s best buddies besides the veedramon known as Zero.

Zero was chilling up, the previous battle against one of the Seven Lords´s men left him a bit tired. But was quite satisfied because he was able to shine in battle and his skills impressed the other digimons so much that were asking him for tips. Tia was a bit distracted, looking around the beach as if expecting something and wasn´t really paying attention at the Taichis´s bravado. Yet she liked Zero pretty much and ended complimenting him by saying that his digidestined made a good job raising him and deposited a kiss on his cheek. Zero , who had never received a kiss in his life, was still in the 9 cloud.

“Yup!” assented agumon “No matter which reality you look at, a Yagami is always a Yagami. Fun to watch most of the time, you never get bored!”

“Agree!” 01 Agumon couldn´t agree more “Even as an adult, he is still a kid. Look at those, arguing as if they ´re in the kinder!”

The google fellas were so alike that they could almost not stand each other, they couldn´t help but trying to impress the other party and at the same time make a statement about their own superiority. Younger Taichi wished he had more adventures to flaunt about so he could make his “elder brother” eat some of words while the latter wished he was once again 11 (not counting the recently dissolved deaging spell , by the time V-Tamer Taichi and 01 met the spell was undone) so he could teach him a lesson.

“I´M THE COOLEST YAGAMI” ended both of them yelling at the same time “YOU ARE NOT! I AM!!”

“Oh boy” the digimons sighed “They are a pair of Prima donnas”

“OH !!!! FINALLY!!!!” a very excited Tia Yagami yelled in complete happiness “WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!!!”

The waters suddenly separated when a pillar of light showed up from the sky, making its way to the land. A majestic, dreamy figure emerged from the light and Tia did not hesitate to greet the recently arrived Goddess with an enthusiastic hug.

“Sorry, there were hindrances that attempted to slow me down ” the Yagami fellas ´s dispute died on the spot. Their eyes opened wide in admiration , besides Angewomon and Rosemon they had never met such a beautiful digital deity on their lives…if only they belonged to the digital species…!

“I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!” Tia did not hold down and jumped to the goddess´s arms.

“Hopefully you behaved well enough” smiled the Kabuki “Because I will know if you dared to cheat on me!” and winked under her mask.

“I swear that I only have eyes for you, my dearest…you are the sun, the moon and the entire universe for me….” And the Taichis got the shock of their lives when Tia and Kabuki Sakuyamon began exchanging several sets of spicy, torrid kisses!

“WHAT THE HECK…?!” the younger Taichi almost fainted. He never expected to see something like THAT!

“Meet Kabuki Sakuyamon” explained Tia´s agumon “Our boss, the closest intermediary between Yggdrasil and Homeostasis besides Tempus Angemon”

“So can a digidestined do that to a digimon?!” Veedramon and Gabbo ´s eyes almost fell from their orbits. The ladies were more than busy making out, they didn´t see each other for entire days and missed their soulmate like crazy.

“Kabuki isn´t Tia´s digimon” added Agumon “She´s Tia´s wifey”

“GET OUT!!” Taichi and Taichi were astonished “REALLY?!!!”

“Amazing!” Gabbo never thought it was possible such thing.

“After hitting on miss Sakuyamon for a good while, Tia finally managed to get her heart” Agumon sighed, remembering the old days with fondness “It´s a miracle considering Tia´s a well known Casanovas back in the old times”

While they were recovering from the shock of Tia´s current lifestyle, Tia´s digimon briefly told them how was Tia back in high-school and her infamous love life before being summoned as a digidestined .

“With her record of dates she should had been the digidestined of Love instead of Courage!” Tai´s agumon was baffled “Unbelievable she´s Taichi´s counterpart!”

The fellas exchanged a glare. Until that moment they´ve been discussing about who was the coolest Yagami but Tia did not voice her opinion…because she needn´t!

“I can´t believe what I´m watching” mumbled younger Taichi ” It´s not possible!”

The elder Taichi sighed, he couldn´t help but be on her shoes right now. Kabuki Sakuyamon was beauty incarnated mixed with sexiness galore, a dream of a goddess and Tia Yagami dared to go against the odds and make her hers!

“And it´s not possible that we´d been bested by someone who has kissed more girls in high-school than I in my entire life!!!!”

When Tia and Sakuyamon finally slowed down and rejoined the others, they were quite puzzled when the two Taichis bowed before Tia and  with a tone filled with anxiousness they said at the same time:

“SENPAI, . PLEASE TEACH US HOW TO HAVE OUR WAY WITH GIRLS…!”

The digimons couldn´t hold it anymore and bursted into an hysterical laugh…