A Yagami Matter

A Yagami Matter by Ayhelenk

When reality 01, 02 and 12 Digidestineds Yagami met at the same stage it was a given that it would be a quite interesting meeting. Reality 02 Taichi Yagami was puzzled to meet a 22 year old self from reality 01, it was like looking through a mirror albeit some years in the future!

“So am I supposed to become you or what?” it´s not like he didn´t like what he saw but wasn´t completely sure about wanting to become like the other Taichi. The elder one seemed pretty laid back and a bit boring for his taste. Taichi from 02 was all into digi-adventures, the wackier the better!

“In your dreams, little bro!” the elder Taichi considered the other fella a bit too feisty for his taste. Was he such an insufferable  brat when he was his age…? If that´s so, no wonder why Yamatto Ishida claimed about Yagami getting on his nerves most of the times. Elder Tai shook his head, erasing those thoughts. Yamatto may be his best friend nowadays but was quite bitchy back in the old days.

“Well, I bet your adventures weren´t as interesting as mine” younger Taichi couldn´t help himself, it was quite tempting teasing his other self “Nothing beats defeating an all powerful Arkadimon”

“You are still a baby” replied the other Taichi “Wait until you are my age and then we talk…if you manage to defeat an Apocalimon after having your data completely trashed by him!”

“Any time, anywhere” and the two engaged into a heated argument about who was the best representative of both the Yagami family and digidestined.

“Oh goodness” Tia Yagami´s agumon, the one with the tattoo, sighed “They are SO like Tia”
“You mean the gorgeous google girl?” asked Gabbo, one of the younger Taichi´s best buddies besides the veedramon known as Zero.

Zero was chilling up, the previous battle against one of the Seven Lords´s men left him a bit tired. But was quite satisfied because he was able to shine in battle and his skills impressed the other digimons so much that were asking him for tips. Tia was a bit distracted, looking around the beach as if expecting something and wasn´t really paying attention at the Taichis´s bravado. Yet she liked Zero pretty much and ended complimenting him by saying that his digidestined made a good job raising him and deposited a kiss on his cheek. Zero , who had never received a kiss in his life, was still in the 9 cloud.

“Yup!” assented agumon “No matter which reality you look at, a Yagami is always a Yagami. Fun to watch most of the time, you never get bored!”

“Agree!” 01 Agumon couldn´t agree more “Even as an adult, he is still a kid. Look at those, arguing as if they ´re in the kinder!”

The google fellas were so alike that they could almost not stand each other, they couldn´t help but trying to impress the other party and at the same time make a statement about their own superiority. Younger Taichi wished he had more adventures to flaunt about so he could make his “elder brother” eat some of words while the latter wished he was once again 11 (not counting the recently dissolved deaging spell , by the time V-Tamer Taichi and 01 met the spell was undone) so he could teach him a lesson.

“I´M THE COOLEST YAGAMI” ended both of them yelling at the same time “YOU ARE NOT! I AM!!”

“Oh boy” the digimons sighed “They are a pair of Prima donnas”

“OH !!!! FINALLY!!!!” a very excited Tia Yagami yelled in complete happiness “WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!!!”

The waters suddenly separated when a pillar of light showed up from the sky, making its way to the land. A majestic, dreamy figure emerged from the light and Tia did not hesitate to greet the recently arrived Goddess with an enthusiastic hug.

“Sorry, there were hindrances that attempted to slow me down ” the Yagami fellas ´s dispute died on the spot. Their eyes opened wide in admiration , besides Angewomon and Rosemon they had never met such a beautiful digital deity on their lives…if only they belonged to the digital species…!

“I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!” Tia did not hold down and jumped to the goddess´s arms.

“Hopefully you behaved well enough” smiled the Kabuki “Because I will know if you dared to cheat on me!” and winked under her mask.

“I swear that I only have eyes for you, my dearest…you are the sun, the moon and the entire universe for me….” And the Taichis got the shock of their lives when Tia and Kabuki Sakuyamon began exchanging several sets of spicy, torrid kisses!

“WHAT THE HECK…?!” the younger Taichi almost fainted. He never expected to see something like THAT!

“Meet Kabuki Sakuyamon” explained Tia´s agumon “Our boss, the closest intermediary between Yggdrasil and Homeostasis besides Tempus Angemon”

“So can a digidestined do that to a digimon?!” Veedramon and Gabbo ´s eyes almost fell from their orbits. The ladies were more than busy making out, they didn´t see each other for entire days and missed their soulmate like crazy.

“Kabuki isn´t Tia´s digimon” added Agumon “She´s Tia´s wifey”

“GET OUT!!” Taichi and Taichi were astonished “REALLY?!!!”

“Amazing!” Gabbo never thought it was possible such thing.

“After hitting on miss Sakuyamon for a good while, Tia finally managed to get her heart” Agumon sighed, remembering the old days with fondness “It´s a miracle considering Tia´s a well known Casanovas back in the old times”

While they were recovering from the shock of Tia´s current lifestyle, Tia´s digimon briefly told them how was Tia back in high-school and her infamous love life before being summoned as a digidestined .

“With her record of dates she should had been the digidestined of Love instead of Courage!” Tai´s agumon was baffled “Unbelievable she´s Taichi´s counterpart!”

The fellas exchanged a glare. Until that moment they´ve been discussing about who was the coolest Yagami but Tia did not voice her opinion…because she needn´t!

“I can´t believe what I´m watching” mumbled younger Taichi ” It´s not possible!”

The elder Taichi sighed, he couldn´t help but be on her shoes right now. Kabuki Sakuyamon was beauty incarnated mixed with sexiness galore, a dream of a goddess and Tia Yagami dared to go against the odds and make her hers!

“And it´s not possible that we´d been bested by someone who has kissed more girls in high-school than I in my entire life!!!!”

When Tia and Sakuyamon finally slowed down and rejoined the others, they were quite puzzled when the two Taichis bowed before Tia and  with a tone filled with anxiousness they said at the same time:

“SENPAI, . PLEASE TEACH US HOW TO HAVE OUR WAY WITH GIRLS…!”

The digimons couldn´t hold it anymore and bursted into an hysterical laugh…

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